Yes, I invented a time machine in order to do research on shaving.
Published on July 6, 2006
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2010: 8 Vibrato-blades with nano-technology to take hair down to where it's never been at before.
2023: 20 VT (Very Tiny) Nano-blades that shape according to shape of your face for very smooth shave. It doesn't even need shaving cream anymore.
2031: New zero-blade technology! It's now just solid plate of nano-dissemblers that remove your hair for that baby skin feeling! Only $12,000 + liter of blood donation to blood center!
3216: Single blade makes a comeback for that old-fashioned shaving feeling!