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July 1, 2010 by XX
Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like?

First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.

 

For example, I pick McDonald's.

City name: McDonald City

City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs.

What's fami...
July 6, 2006 by XX
2010: 8 Vibrato-blades with nano-technology to take hair down to where it's never been at before.

2023: 20 VT (Very Tiny) Nano-blades that shape according to shape of your face for very smooth shave. It doesn't even need shaving cream anymore.

2031: New zero-blade technology! It's now just solid plate of nano-dissemblers that remove your hair for that baby skin feeling! Only $12,000 + liter of blood donation to blood center!

3216: Single blade makes a comeback for that old-fashioned ...
April 7, 2006 by XX
I love the church near my home. I'm godless person. I am not believer of any kind of major or minor deity.

So.. why do I love this church? It's funny, that's why!

Someone always puts those funny messages that always crack me up. Note: Some isn't exactly, since it has been a while...

"It's easy to have a happy life. You just need some bad memories."
Yeah? I guess I'm not happy, since I have no seriously bad memories...

"You can get rid of bad habits. Just get new one."
Hmm I guess I...
January 25, 2006 by XX
This is a simple fun...

Now, the rules is very simple. At whatever you're reading this from, grab the first book you see, open to random page, and the first sentence you glance, post it here!

However.. DON'T post any information on the source such as book title, book type ( such as Drama or Sci-FI ), publish year or even just an author name. No information at all!

Mine is this: "In the same way that Alexandra had been trapped in this world, so was a version of Quinn, in this case in the...
October 18, 2004 by XX
This is really funny! I got it from my sister, surprising since my sister uses computer but is not fan of it.
July 1, 2010 by XX
Suppose a company formed a city for some reason. What would you suppose that city would be like?

First, pick a company, name the city, then put in whatever you want for list of traits for that city.

 

For example, I pick McDonald's.

City name: McDonald City

City layout: The main street is double curved, just like arches on McDonald's logo! That street is also yellow colored, with black strips to separate lines of cars. All houses are required to have red roofs.

What's fami...
July 6, 2006 by XX
2010: 8 Vibrato-blades with nano-technology to take hair down to where it's never been at before.

2023: 20 VT (Very Tiny) Nano-blades that shape according to shape of your face for very smooth shave. It doesn't even need shaving cream anymore.

2031: New zero-blade technology! It's now just solid plate of nano-dissemblers that remove your hair for that baby skin feeling! Only $12,000 + liter of blood donation to blood center!

3216: Single blade makes a comeback for that old-fashioned ...
April 7, 2006 by XX
I love the church near my home. I'm godless person. I am not believer of any kind of major or minor deity.

So.. why do I love this church? It's funny, that's why!

Someone always puts those funny messages that always crack me up. Note: Some isn't exactly, since it has been a while...

"It's easy to have a happy life. You just need some bad memories."
Yeah? I guess I'm not happy, since I have no seriously bad memories...

"You can get rid of bad habits. Just get new one."
Hmm I guess I...
January 25, 2006 by XX
This is a simple fun...

Now, the rules is very simple. At whatever you're reading this from, grab the first book you see, open to random page, and the first sentence you glance, post it here!

However.. DON'T post any information on the source such as book title, book type ( such as Drama or Sci-FI ), publish year or even just an author name. No information at all!

Mine is this: "In the same way that Alexandra had been trapped in this world, so was a version of Quinn, in this case in the...
October 18, 2004 by XX
This is really funny! I got it from my sister, surprising since my sister uses computer but is not fan of it.